Lincon meat Jesus

Sophia has just introduced me to a great artist, Mark Ryden. I encourage you all to look him up on google or click here for his website. Most of his painting are somewhat disturbing, but I think they're pretty cool. ENJOY! In these following three pictures, see if you can spot Jesus, Abraham Lincon and meat(he often has bees as well):








Who wore it best? This girl
or Lady Gaga?


Yep, I always pray to Saint Barbie...






I love this one with Santa underwater

Thanks!

I just wanted to say that my email inbox is overflowing (with nothing). Also to thank everyone (no one) who offered their national geographic magazines. And finally to tell you all (nobody) that I got 188 magazines from "craigslist.com" which is 15ish years worth and 2 from the 20s from "Lawrence Books".
Thanks again, Mr. Nobody, for reading my very sad blog.

National Geographic

I know nobody reads this blog, but I thought I would give it a try. IF ANYONE HAS SOME OLD NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC MAGAZINES THAT THEY DON'T WANT, PLEASE CONTACT ME!!! I WILL TAKE THEM IN ANY CONDITION! In particular, December 1999 issue and any super old ones (like from the 20)

My email is the_real_lalla@hotmail.com

Thanks!

All You Need is DUCT TAPE!

Hey guys. I just wanted to say, as a true Canadian, that duct tape makes the world go 'round. In fact, if you don't believe me, take a look at these pictures. Every image contains something made entirely of duct tape.


This is a duct tape rose by "Duct Tape Bandit" on Deviant Art. Click on the link to see more of her work.


Ok, I love these purses and want one sooo bad! They are also by "Duct Tape Bandit"


I don't know who this is by but its a Hobbes (from Calvin and Hobbes) purse. If you really don't know about Calvin and Hobbes click HERE to learn more.


Yes, this dress is made out of nothing but duct tape. Again, by "Duct Tape Bandit". This took over 20 rolls of duct tape to make. She is the maker of the dress.

Illusions

Here are a few illusions I thought you might enjoy. The first one is my favourite, but the rest aren't in order. Read the instructions below the images before you start.
Here you go:


Concentrate on the little dots on the middle of the picture for about 30 seconds. Then, stare at a white (or blank) wall and blink repeatedly. Who is it?


How many faces can you see? (Hint: there are more than 40)


How many pandas are there?



Concentrate on the little dots on the middle of the picture for about 30 seconds. Then, stare at a white (or blank) wall and blink repeatedly. Who is it?


Which middle circle is the biggest, right or left? (Answer: they are exactly the same size. to prove it, take a ruler and measure.)


Stare at the + in the middle of the circle for about a minute. Try to SELDOM blink. You'll see what happens to the magenta dots.



Move your eyes across the image and see the picture move.

COMING SOON!!!

Hello everyone who reads this blog--no one--there will be something really awesome coming to "Lalla's Blog of Insanity". It is the complete alphabet out in nature (and my house). The pictures are all genuine, taken by my brother and myself. At the moment, I cannot call it complete, however, because I am not finished. To get a small taste of the greatness, here's a preview:



(A) (B) (C)

Lucky Him!!

So one day, my brother jumps on his bed and one of the slats crack. Those are the wooden parts on the bottom that keep the mattress on. Anyhow, now he gets this amazing new bed and I want it so bad!!! Check it out:


This is the most awesome bed I have ever seen. It has everything a little ten year old boy would need. It has everything I need too. The stairs are drawers too, and the closet can fit two of me standing up. Now I'm not that tall, but the bed is a good 5 feet from the ground. If you like it too, please feel free to comment!